BULLETIN BOARD: March '16

[mansionstaff]

In the foyer, there was a very handsome writing desk. Above the pen and paper cluttered surface was an equally cluttered bulletin board- or rather, that was its future. In the beginning it was quite bare, with just a note here and there and a map that showed only the immediate surroundings of the mansion. The utensils were there to be used, and since there was no network, it was a good a place as any to leave messages for people! + Bulletins are public! + Images for your messages are not at all required. + Action threads reading or responding to messages encouraged.

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[mansionstaff]

[ So if any interesting info pops up that you want to remember, you better write it down for yourself! ]

[rivalappeared]

[At some point, a page of lined paper torn from a spiral bound was tacked onto the board in haste:

"To whom it may concern:

hey whatever assholes stuck us in the sky,

waitin on that second letter. this place still smells like mothballs. i'm already getting stir crazy!

please let us know if we're going to move in the future"

Then there was an arrow pointing towards Skull Kid's "Butts"]

[crazyhand]

[rivalappeared]

[Green hadn't expected there to be a note in reply. And from an anonymous source, no less. Well... fully expecting to have something fall on him, he went ahead and pressed...]

[rivalsolarbeam]

[Bulba, whom had been sticking closer to his trainer these days for various reasons, squinted at the note from over Green's shoulder.]

Are you sure you shou--

[BUT GREEN HAD PRESSED THE BUTTON.]

[crazyhand]

[Suddenly, somehow, a sound came from the crayon written piece of paper.]

[rivalappeared]

[Welp.

A fart.

Green stood there, finger outstretched, facial expression blank.

He turned to Bulba.]

No, that's... that makes sense.

[rivalsolarbeam]

Y....es. Yes, okay.

[For curiosity's sake, Bulba tentatively reached out and also pressed his finger besides Green's on the circle.

There. Was another fart.

It dragged on a bit longer this time.]


... Okay.

[rivalappeared]

[Green remained silent for a moment... before tearing off the anonymous magical note in a rage filled flourish, complete with an extremely long fart.]

DAMMIT. This is really pissing me off!

[rivalsolarbeam]

[Bulba huffed loudly through his nose.]

Wouldn't be really surprised if that was the point. They're not being particularly graceful about us doing... whatever it is they want us to do.

[rivalthunderbolts]

[Guess who happened to walk by?]

Geez, was that one of you guys? Because if it was, I'm kinda impressed.

[rivalappeared]

I wish I could take credit for that. Unfortunately, it's just another fun time prank, like being knocked out and tossed into a floating house.