BULLETIN BOARD: March '16

[mansionstaff]

In the foyer, there was a very handsome writing desk. Above the pen and paper cluttered surface was an equally cluttered bulletin board- or rather, that was its future. In the beginning it was quite bare, with just a note here and there and a map that showed only the immediate surroundings of the mansion. The utensils were there to be used, and since there was no network, it was a good a place as any to leave messages for people! + Bulletins are public! + Images for your messages are not at all required. + Action threads reading or responding to messages encouraged.

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[mansionstaff]

[ So if any interesting info pops up that you want to remember, you better write it down for yourself! ]

[drawin_on_trees]

[Giggling can be heard all throughout the foyer, but the culprit isn't in plain sight...]

[rivalsolarbeam]

[Bulba had to stop on his way through the main doors of the mansion, his attention immediately drawn towards the colorful (and very large) poster hanging off the bulletin board. His brow creased a bit, but the soft giggles floating through the air eased them. Pfft.

So he went over, and took the poster down.

... Only to just rehang it a bit neater in the lower corner, so there was still room to hang other things. Grabbing a smaller piece of paper, Bulba pinned another note near it.

'Nice colors.']

[rivalappeared]

[At some point, a page of lined paper torn from a spiral bound was tacked onto the board in haste:

"To whom it may concern:

hey whatever assholes stuck us in the sky,

waitin on that second letter. this place still smells like mothballs. i'm already getting stir crazy!

please let us know if we're going to move in the future"

Then there was an arrow pointing towards Skull Kid's "Butts"]

[crazyhand]

[rivalappeared]

[Green hadn't expected there to be a note in reply. And from an anonymous source, no less. Well... fully expecting to have something fall on him, he went ahead and pressed...]

[rivalsolarbeam]

[Bulba, whom had been sticking closer to his trainer these days for various reasons, squinted at the note from over Green's shoulder.]

Are you sure you shou--

[BUT GREEN HAD PRESSED THE BUTTON.]

[crazyhand]

[Suddenly, somehow, a sound came from the crayon written piece of paper.]

[rivalappeared]

[Welp.

A fart.

Green stood there, finger outstretched, facial expression blank.

He turned to Bulba.]

No, that's... that makes sense.

[rivalsolarbeam]

Y....es. Yes, okay.

[For curiosity's sake, Bulba tentatively reached out and also pressed his finger besides Green's on the circle.

There. Was another fart.

It dragged on a bit longer this time.]


... Okay.

[rivalappeared]

[Green remained silent for a moment... before tearing off the anonymous magical note in a rage filled flourish, complete with an extremely long fart.]

DAMMIT. This is really pissing me off!

[rivalsolarbeam]

[Bulba huffed loudly through his nose.]

Wouldn't be really surprised if that was the point. They're not being particularly graceful about us doing... whatever it is they want us to do.

A Challenge is Issued!

[mansionstaff]

[At the top-center of the bulletin board, a sparkling note has been affixed. It's bizarrely impossible to cover up with anything else, so it stays prominent:

Your pantry stock is not unlimited.

Find food!


Oh. That might be important.]

Re: A Challenge is Issued!

[garmentgoddess]

[Rene gladly accepted that challenge! Actually she'd already started on that, getting people to jar stuff. Though she had to admit she didn't know where they'd find more salt or the other cabinet ingredients.]

[garmentgoddess]

[Rene couldn't help it. She wrote down SMILE in big letters]

[trustycrowbar]

Next to the friendly reminder on the board, another note in sharpie on orange paper:

Group Expedition around the island to find and gather supplies.
There seem to be remnants of the old school scattered on the island. We can find useful supplies in them. If you want to join in the search, write your name in here and meet me in the foyer tomorrow morning with your gear and weapons.

[And below that, in smaller print:]

(If you do go, prepare for anything. Safety is not guaranteed.)

[rivalthunderbolts]

[Jolt hastily scribbled his name down.]

[rivalthunderbolts]

[Guess who happened to walk by?]

Geez, was that one of you guys? Because if it was, I'm kinda impressed.

[ihateplumbers]

::Bowser isn't going to sign up, but he will show up.::

[birdlady]

[Melia honey you don't have to show off but okay]

[itsjustrats]

[Garrett also doesn't sign up, but he makes note of the time and place.]

[tank_rockarms]

[crystal_ballin]

Re: A Challenge is Issued!

[flamejock]

::Jock is here to help. Jock is a fluffy killing machine.::

Re: A Challenge is Issued!

[tank_rockarms]

::The last time Max went camping with Orange Star, he walked off into the woods by himself armed with nothing but a hunting knife, and came back with a bear over one shoulder, and a deer over the other. How did he do it? It is a mystery, but Max knows the secrets of field-dressing a dead animal.::

[will_be_god]

[Cyrus signs this immediately]

[drawin_on_trees]

[A certain imp came along and added a big smiley face in orange crayon underneath. :)]

[rivalappeared]

I wish I could take credit for that. Unfortunately, it's just another fun time prank, like being knocked out and tossed into a floating house.

Another Challenge!!

[mansionstaff]

[Right under the last challenge that was issued, another post follows it up. How mysterious! Much like the one abover, this one is very shiny and draws your attention to it but no matter how hard you try it cannot be removed or covered up:

You've restocked but are now losing your hard work! Find the reason for the missing supplies... You might want to call an exterminator! Hint hint.

No point in losing what you'ver gained right?]

look

[idonthateyou]

[ BIGGER?! Vivian was taller and such but she didn't really feel like an adult.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LIFT? MAX!!!!!! ]

LOOK

[needsmorebiceps]

::have you seen how swole Max is, Vivian? Have you seen. How swole. Max. Is. Vivian.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LIFT.::